Zuzu:

Your mistaken, Darling. There is only ONE Zuzu here. 

Zuzu:

…That’s Ghastly. 

Zuzu:

Oh really now? Not manly enough to show me you’re real face, hm?

Very well, darling.

Zuzu:

You have a good style sense, honey!

 I have a couple friends who know the perfect places to get it. They made it JUST for moi.

((OoC: We thank you! We’re having fun doing it aswell.))

Sassyshrew:

Hello, there; friends. I had expected something like this coming anytime soon.

So, Charmeleon and Wartortle. Everyone knows of their feuds, and how they claim to hate each other. But do they really hate each other? Or are they just hiding something that no one can know?

Everyone wants in on the Charmeleon and Wartortle gossip.

http://ask-charmeleon.tumblr.com/post/11510441635/im-starting-to-appreciate-the-nidokingxcharmeleon

http://ask-charmeleon.tumblr.com/post/11512035803/ask-wartortle-sdfdsfsdfsdf-im-likin

http://ask-wartortle.tumblr.com/post/10970828917

But the blogs themselves have their opinions as well…

http://ask-charmeleon.tumblr.com/post/10959537109/yeah-lets-all-be-flipsters-and-flip-whatever-shit-we

http://ask-wartortle.tumblr.com/post/11541960053/ask-charmeleon-ask-wartortle

What really is going on here, though?

After all, even with their responses… They’re number one on each other’s crush lists. 

http://ask-charmeleon.tumblr.com/post/11466909292/tumblr-crushes-ask-wartortle-asksquirtle

http://ask-wartortle.tumblr.com/post/11256021226/i

Check the links out, and send us your opinion on this.

Personally, from my point of view; they’re gay.

Send me some of that action, boys. <3

Zuzu:

…Oh you silly anon. Of course not! I don’t date human things like you.

Sassyshrew:

I recently heard from our sources that something has been going on between a certain purple Rhino and a quite small Arcanine. Scandy! Is something really going on between the two? We’ll get back to you on that!

((Anonymous asked: psst. i heard from a little pidgy that nidoking and dwarf arcanine had a daycare related affair, if you catch my drift~))

Zuzu:

Oh Anon! I thought everyone knew.

I am single. That has nothing to do with gossip!

Zuzu:

Honey, that’s a secret! I can’t tell you… but I can say that all of these facts come from the right places.

Don’t you worry you’re sweet little head.